CLARA: The Holy Ghost is squished in my tummy from my food. (said after dinner, apparently building off the concept that she can feel the Holy Ghost inside, in her heart)
MICHAEL: Clara, what's lightning?
CLARA: Thunder.
MICHAEL: What's thunder?
CLARA: Lightning.
(Glad we got that straightened out.)
CLARA: (referring to Mr. Bear) This is my only begotten bear.
CLARA to me: Can you pretend to be Mama and I'll pretend to be Clara?
ME: Uh, Clara, I
am your Mama, and you
are Clara.
CLARA: My bum is full of my skirt.

(When you think about it, it's sort of impressive that she managed to tuck her Sunday skirt entirely inside of these little shorts.)
CLARA: The sun sweated me! (said while sitting in the hot car)
Clara is fond of certain vegetables--broccoli, spinach, brussel sprouts, peppers, tomatoes, kale, sweet potatoes, onions, etc. She is not a fan of potatoes but will eat them if she's really hungry as long as they're not mashed. She likes carrots in moderation. We have been eating a lot more vegetables over the last couple of months, and the other day I was making her lunch for school the next day.

(Kale after it's cooked down--in case you're wondering, it is a member of the cabbage family and has a fairly mild flavor--it's not as squishy as cooked spinach)
ME: Clara, would you like pizza in your lunch tomorrow?
CLARA: Yes, and kale.
ME: I don't have kale, just brussel sprouts. Is that okay?
CLARA: Yeah.
She really enjoys roasted brussel sprouts, or she likes just eating the frozen bits of brussel sprouts that come out of the freezer bag.
CLARA: (upon seeing a head of iceberg lettuce, probably for the first time since I'm not a big fan) What's that big brussel sprout thingie?

The pic above is another example: We made homemade pizza again last week, and I was putting cooked spinach on it. She kept asking before each bite, "Can I have some more?" and probably ingested at least 1/4 cup at that sitting, er, standing.
The other day I was fixing broccoli and had cut off the stems of some frozen spears to cook the florets. The half-thawed (and to me, unappetizing) stems were on the cutting board, and before eating each one she inquired, "May I have this?" and then proceeded to eat at least four.
I think this is somewhat bizarre. Don't get me wrong--I am thrilled and wish I could pat myself on the back (although I know that if she didn't want to eat it, there would be virtually no way to force her to even if I wanted to, which I don't), but I can't help but wonder if she's missing some vitamins or something.
Is there such a thing as veggie pica?
Don't answer that. I don't want to know.